elle-alone-on-an-island:

The first time I ever got shitfaced, I started crying hysterically and explaining polarity of molecules to my boyfriend. 
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elle-alone-on-an-island:

The first time I ever got shitfaced, I started crying hysterically and explaining polarity of molecules to my boyfriend. 

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oxfordchemist:

The fact that, next term, I can no longer use this as an excuse is a truly terrifying prospect.

oxfordchemist:

The fact that, next term, I can no longer use this as an excuse is a truly terrifying prospect.

Made three gallons of solution?  Run out a few hours later.

Picking up a “dead” insect only to find that it is still alive—and angry. 

That awkward moment when you’re happily collecting field samples in an overgrown meadow and then BAM a rattlesnake is chilling in the grass a few feet in front of you. 

Use calibration curve to calculate the concentration of your samples…

1 ppm stock standard solution comes out to 28 ppm.